Blog entries by AlanJohn

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January, 2011. That's when I joined GBAtemp. It's difficult to explain how fast this time has gone by, in some ways it's quite frightening. I remember it like yesterday, I was in the same room, same house, looking for troubleshooting tips for my R4i gold pro, which just wouldn't work with my...
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As of the time this blog is published, 8 years have passed since I joined this community. 8 years ago I registered on this forum seeking help for my R4i Pro Gold, which would not play the latest Pokemon games. Usually in these blogs I say that day was like yesterday for me, but as time goes it...
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Unbelievable. Somehow, I've managed not only to be "active" on this site for over 7 years, but I have also managed to consistently write a blog or topic about it annually. Usually these posts start with "Hey I remember registering here to ask about my R4i Pro Gold after yahoo answers failed me"...
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Wow. I can't believe it's been 6 years since I've joined this website. Every year I've been making these threads/blogs about how amazing of an experience it has been. To think it all started when I asked help for my knockoff R4i Gold pro, to now being... Wait... Uh, I guess I'm like a novelty...
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My DSi is now officially a stud. Well, not completely, since its just the fact that the upper-screen back-light won't turn on thus making the ds turn off. My DSi has been through a lot of stuff. It was dying slowly, for about a year or so. It started when there was a blackout in my house, and...
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So right now, my parents came home from a school meet-up where the teachers talk about the kids, their potential and their grades. When my parents found out about the meeting, they were all like: "HURR ALNJOHN WE WILL FIND UR GRADES THAT U DONT TELL US AND THEN WE SPANK U DURR" and: "ALANJON IF...
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I really do. Even though I haven't gone to the part where I actually fight a dragon, I've already fell in love with the fighting system. The graphics look amazing, I can run on high with 30FPS on my lame-ass PC! There are some graphical glitches (characters moving unnaturally, body's in...
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I wake up in the morning and I scent the smell of something roasted, I thought that my bro was smoking in my room but I was proven wrong. I also saw that my PC won't turn on, I hoped it was a coincidence. Then, my uber-tech n00b dad told me that I should plug it into a different output, I regret...
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I just want to inform 'ya guys that I never owned a home console. Yes, I never owned a nintendo, or a playstation, or a xbox. It begins with the fact that my parents are not very intelligent. When I was 6, my brother had a playstation. I always wanted to play, but my hands were way too small. I...
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Today after school I was driving home. I then saw a hot brunette with a lollipop, she looked at me. Then she smiled, which made her even sexier... It wasn't just a simple smile, it was like "I want you inside me" sexy smile. :creep: Well, thats all. Now I must continue my life as a 12 year-old...
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My cat Zelda gave birth to 4 cute kittens! :D There so cute!, but I have no camera atm, but I will post pics! I wake up, hearing some moaning, I walk outside, and bam! 4 kittens and their mother & father! So now I have 6 cats, which is a bit extreme. :moogle: But anyways, I like giving badass...
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How do I get rid of this? And, how do I convince my stupid parents not to take it down by themselves? :unsure:
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I just got an email from my uncle that today my grandfather died. He was fighting cancer for about 15 years, and in his last days he was in such pain that he couldn't even talk. R.I.P Aurel.
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Yesterday I was FINALLY able to run WOOD R4 on my R4-pro gold correctly (no joke), so I decided to play some games! The first one I played was Pokemon Black. I played it all night. So then I got sleepy and decided to sleep, and turned off the DS. 7 am waking up in the morning. Turning on DS for...
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My b-day is coming soon and I don't know what I should get for myself. I sold my old iPhone 3GS for about 300$ and know I'm using the iPhone 4. So I got myself 300$ and I'm deciding what I should get on my b-day (yes, I'm making a present to myself). I first wanted a 3DS but its useless atm. and...
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YES YES 1000 POSTS YES I AM HAPPY YES!!! It was sure hard work to get it. I'm still so hyped about this. The red medal looks so cool. I won't post for a couple of days just to leave it like this. Hope that I will reach 10 000 soon!
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