A shaking bridge might be offensive to earthquake survivers, can't have the Flanders bridge get into trouble cause some snowflakes are offended by Homer imagining a wobbly bridge :c
It could only happen in the United States. Hard to be surprised.
Rather, I would have titled it after Moll Flanders: assuming anyone here has ever read a novel and has the foggiest idea who she is....Just kidding.
Reckon it might be a sign of things to come. If you tried to name it after some historical figure, sooner or later someone would probably discover that said historical figure wasn't actually perfect and there would be thunderous calls to change the name.
Caller -"Everytime I start a Pc game on my S24, playing on a external monitor, someone calls or texts me, n it kicks me out of the game." Customer Support - Click (hangs up)
I found it funny cause many many years ago, had a roommate in college that did this same dumbass branding of the school logo, but it didn't look anything like it after it healed. Just looked like a birthmark.