Staples: June 6, 2007

June 6, 2007
Man: How many sheets will this printer print?
Me: What?
Man: How long will the ink cartridge last?
Me: It varies depending on what your printing, what quality you print at, and how often you print.
Man: But how many does it print?
Me: There is no set number. It varies.
Man: Well I need to know if this printer is economical.
Me: I don't know sir. It varies.

Lady: Excuse me!
Me: Yes?
Lady: The copier is saying jam paper.
Me: A paper jam?
Lady: No, it says jam paper.
* I look at the screen, it says paper jam.
Me: It says paper jam, let me fix that.

Lady: Wal-Mart has paper cheaper.
Me: Okay.
Lady: I just wanted to let you know.
Me: We don't set our prices, it's all done by corporate.
Lady: Well, I just wanted to let you know.
Me: Okay.
Lady: You should tell your manager.
Me: He can't do anything about it ma'am. All the prices are set by corporate.
Lady: Just tell your manager the prices are high for paper.
Me: Yeah, sure.

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